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ubiquitousAviator
Your awesome Tagline
A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
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TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT
YOU LITTLE SHIT
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i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me
because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right
This deserves more notes.
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based on this post
This is the entire movie.
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When someone asks me if I’m overworking myself
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why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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The best test ever.
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stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
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they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
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someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it
#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK
my sister ought to do this.
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tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
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DO YOU EVER GET SO ATTACHED TO ONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS THAT WHEN THEY’RE NOT ONLINE OR THEY’RE ONLINE AND THEY’RE NOT REALLY TALKING TO YOU YOU CAN FEEL YOUR INSIDES WHINING LIKE A SMALL KITTEN
AND YOU LIKE WANT TO TALK TO THEM BUT YOU’RE AFRAID YOU’RE ANNOYING THEM TO DEATH EVEN THOUGH THEY CONSTANTLY TELL YOU THAT YOU DON’T ANNOY THEM
AND YOU JUST WANT TO BE NEXT TO THEM AND LOVE ON THEM AND IN GENERAL BE WITH THEM
YEAH
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